[ Download ] (43k) taggedsister.wav - "How many beers did you have before you tagged the sister?"

[ Download ](22k) takeadump.wav - "Where's the bathroom? I gotta take a dump"

[ Download ](31k) takepower.wav - Borat from "Da Ali G Show": "If you do not vote for him he will TAKE power."

[ Download ] (80.2k) takeyourtime.wav - Larry David on "Curb Your Enthusiasm": "Yeah, it's alright. Take your time. Take your time, nobody's waiting for ya. Make a call. Have a cup of coffee. I mean, have a nice bagel. Take a little nap. It's fine."

[ Download ] (22.6k) talkthatway.wav - Homer Simpson: "Why do you talk that way?"

[ Download ] (24.8k) talkfunny.wav - Homer Simpson: "Heh heh heh, doesn't he talk funny?"

[ Download ] (17k) talkinabout.wav - Kip Dynamite: "That's what I'm talkin' about"

[ Download ] (21k) tamecunt.wav - Tom Cruise in "Magnolia": "And TAME the cunt!"

[ Download ] (146.5k) tampax.mp3 - The "Tampax Was There" parody commercial

[ Download ] (18.6k) tappedass.wav - Denzel Washington in "Training Day": "You tapped dat ass didn't you?"

[ Download ] (47.8k) tappedass2.wav - Denzel Washington in "Training Day": "You know you tapped dat ass. You put it in the back seat, BAM, cold ex."

[ Download ] (47k) tapthat.wav - "You gotta tap that before she starts boning other guys kid. Booya!"

[ Download ] (50k) tate.mp3 - A slow motion taste of Tate

[ Download ] (194k) tatumoneil.mp3 - Barbara Walters interviews Tatum O'Neil.

[ Download ] (14.7k) tawana.wav - Allen Iverson's mother: "Did Tawana tell you that?"

[ Download ] (30k) taxes.mp3 - Homer Simpson: "I paid my taxes over a year ago"
One of the Flanders kids: "Daddy, what do taxes pay for?"
Ned Flanders: "Oh, why everything. Policemen. Trees. Sunshine. And let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like workin', God bless 'em"

[ Download ] (78.5k) teamsucked.wav - Homer Simpson: "That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."

[ Download ] (46.3k) ted.wav - Ted Patchell, a gay "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" contestant: "I think I got the help I needed, so, I think I would like to say 'D', 'Blue Moon'"

[ Download ] (22.2k) ted2.wav - Ted Patchell, a gay "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" contestant: "And then afterwards I did go out for a nightcap"

[ Download ] (15.8k) ted3.wav - Ted Patchell, a gay "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" contestant: "I believe that was 'Chuck D'"

[ Download ] (63.3k) ted4.wav - Ted Patchell, a gay "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" contestant: "Now this I'm more familiar with, I did work in the home fashions industy- home furnishings for awhile"

[ Download ] (34.9k) ted5.wav - Ted Patchell, a gay "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" contestant: "We went out for dinner and I picked up takeout from McDonald's"

[ Download ] (28.4k) ted6.wav - Ted Patchell, a gay "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" contestant: "I'm the kind of person who usually avoids the pictures"

[ Download ] (12.7k) ted7.wav - Ted Patchell, a gay "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" contestant: "A new vcr"

[ Download ] (62k) teddion.wav - Ted Patchell, a gay "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" contestant: "I like Celine. There are a few songs I can't stand. That uh, you're a lady and I'm your man, the power of love, I'm sorry, can't stand it"

[ Download ] (42k) tedsocialstudies.wav - Ted Patchell, a gay "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire" contestant: "Oh my social studies classes in junior high and highschool have served me well."

[ Download ] (19k) tedspecial.wav - Ted Patchell, a gay "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" contestant: "Not special rights but the right to be special."

[ Download ] (98k) tedturner.wav - Ted Turner in the locker room the of Atlanta Braves after they won the National League Playoffs: "Thank you very much Lynn, and uh, we just love baseball a lot and this team wouldn't quit and we're real proud of 'em and we love baseball and thank you very much"

[ Download ] (213k) temptationpromo.mp3 - Drew and Mike version of a commercial for FOX's "Temptation Island".

[ Download ] (24k) tequila.wav - From some cheesy Sammy Hagar commercial: "The tequila made me do it!"

[ Download ] (31.6k) terrible.wav - "Oh my God! That's terrible."

[ Download ] (93k) teste.mp3 - These guys just really love testicals

[ Download ] (11k) texassexin.mp3 - Some flamer on MTV's "Next": "I'm a texan ready for some sexin'. Yeehaw!"

[ Download ] (26k) texas.mp3 - A contestant on "Survivor": "Cuz everything's bigger and better in Texas. This lonestar's got to go"

[ Download ] (61k) thankyoujesus.wav - Kurt Warner of the St. Louis Rams after the Super Bowl: "Well first of all, I just want to thank my Lord and Savior up above... Thank you JESUSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

[ Download ] (96k) thankyoujesus2.wav - A more subdued Kurt Warner thanking Jesus again

[ Download ] (15k) thankyousir.wav - Kevin Bacon in Animal House: "Thank you sir may I have another!"

[ Download ] (51k) thatdidntworkoutwell.mp3 - Some spastic wanna-be American Idol contestant going on and on about how it "didn't work out very well" in between trying to sing a song

[ Download ] (10k) thatloser.mp3 - Homer Simpson: "No one would want to have sex with that loser"

[ Download ] (46.9k) thatssexy.wav - A member of the Jenny Jones show audience: "Now that's being sexy. That's, oh, that-that's classy and sexy. I like that."

[ Download ] (17k) thatssexy2.wav - Eddie Murphy?: "That's sexy"

[ Download ] (18k) thatwastheday.mp3 - Conan O'Brien: "Hey, remember when life in Israel was vibrant and carefree? That was the DAY"

[ Download ] (13k) thechair.mp3 - John McEnroe on TV's "The Chair": "That's just another challenge for, the chair!"

[ Download ] (9k) thechair2.mp3 - John McEnroe on TV's "The Chair": "The Chair!"

[ Download ] (21k) thechair3.mp3 - John McEnroe on TV's "The Chair": "Now let's see if our next contendor, David Hoffman, can handle, the chair!"

[ Download ] (31k) thegays.wav - Ali G: "I think it has got something to do with the gays"

[ Download ] (39.2k) thehomosexual.wav - Rudy Boesch, the former Navy Seal and a contestant on TV's "Survivor": "The homosexual, he's one of the nicest guys I've ever met"

[ Download ] (37k) thejuice.wav - O.J. Simpson: "They call me juice! The juiiiiiiice!"

[ Download ] (29.2k) theking.mp3 - Annette Bening: "I love it!"
Peter Gallagher: "You like getting nailed by the King?"
Annette Bening: "Oh yes, I love it! *beep* me your majesty!"
Peter Gallagher: "Who's the King?" *smack her ass*
Annette Bening: "Oh you are!"
Peter Gallagher: "Who's the King?!"

[ Download ] (61k) theseladies.wav - David Spade: "These are ladies! And they shall be treated thusly with respect and dignity."

[ Download ] (85k) theseplayers.mp3 - Dick Vermeil, former St. Louis Rams coach, expresses his love for his players.

[ Download ] (21.3k) thestuff.wav - Elvis?: "Well you don't feel very much when you're on the stuff."

[ Download ] (52k) thetitanic.wav - Mike Clark in reference to the Great Coffee Spill: "The Titanic was a bit of, a bit of an accident. A little slight sideswipe of an iceberg."

[ Download ] (368k) thewordfuck.mp3 - A lesson about the word "fuck" from Monty Python.

[ Download ] (21.8k) theyknew.wav - Evan Marriott from "Joe Millionaire": "America, they knew."

[ Download ] (20.1k) thiessen.wav - Mike Clark trying to recall Tiffany Amber Thiessen's name: "Beverly-Ama-Thesis"

[ Download ] (36k) thisplan.wav - Peter Griffin from "Family Guy": "This plan is so perfect it's retarded"

[ Download ] (39.9k) thrashing.wav - Mr. Burns from the "Simpsons": "Oh please, I can't bare another thrashing! Please leave me be!"

[ Download ] (26k) threwupinmouth.wav - "I just uh, threw up in my mouth a little bit"

[ Download ] (260k) throatybowie.mp3 - Throaty Bowie, a favourite of Mike Clark

[ Download ] (47.6k) throwmoney.wav - From the Budweiser Best Man commercial: "If you've got a problem, you just throw some money at it and say 'Go away'".

[ Download ] (279k) tiedup911.mp3 - This man has apparently been robbed, bound, and gagged, yet he somehow still manages to call 911 for help.

[ Download ] (27k) tigerpissed.mp3 - Tiger Woods exclaims "GOD DAMN YOU!" after taking a shot.

[ Download ] (98k) tigerpissed2.wav - Tiger Woods yells "GOD DAMN IT" this time after taking a shot

[ Download ] (533k) tigersmemories.mp3 - D&M reliving memories of Tiger Stadium

[ Download ] (320k) timberlake.mp3 - Barbara Walters interviews Justin Timberlake. He's gay.

[ Download ] (9k) timetogo.mp3 - Jeff Probst, the host of TV's "Survivor": "It's time for you to go. Goodbye"

[ Download ] (10k) timetogo.wav - Jeff Probst, the host of TV's "Survivor": "It's time to go"

[ Download ] (31.1k) timeout2.wav - Used whenever Drew or Mike need to take a timeout. Some sports announcer: "And once again, forced to call a timeout"

[ Download ] (33.5k) tirednailing.wav - "Behind every good looking chic, is a guy who's tired of nailing her."

[ Download ] (53k) tiredxflplayer.mp3 - A very winded XFL player is interviewed on the sidelines

[ Download ] (36k) toiletstore.wav - From "Anchorman": "Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?"

[ Download ] (69k) tomdickharry.wav - Some trash from a TV talk show: "Five months later, she's pregnant. She's saying it's my baby. I don't think so. She sleeps with every Tom, Dick, and Harry."

[ Download ] (11k) tongue.mp3 - Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator": "I can tell you one thing, my tongue would be all over you"

[ Download ] (6k) toocool.mp3 - Mr. T: "This is too coo'!"

[ Download ] (14.2k) toobad.wav - Mr. Harris, the voicebox guy: "Too bad"

[ Download ] (66.1k) toocool.wav - Drew as "Roach": "You are too cool man!"

[ Download ] (16k) toodamngay.mp3 - "This is definitely a little bit too gay for me. Simple as that. This is a little bit too damn gay"

[ Download ] (28k) toofat911.mp3 - *multiple phone buttons being hit at once*
Automated Voice: "The fingers you have used to dial, are too fat. Too obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm, now."

[ Download ] (21.7k) tostitos.wav - Some weasel after the Fiesta Bowl: "How about a little bag of Tostitos there?"

[ Download ] (15k) totalidiot.wav - A Monday Night Football announcer reacting to an incident where a fan jumped onto the field during the middle of a play and ended up getting knocked down by one of the players: "What a total idiot."

[ Download ] (82.8k) touchem.wav - A young girl talking about having someone look at her breasts and touching them.

[ Download ] (1.1M) touchtoneexorcism.mp3 - Drew and Mike try and spook a guy who performs exorcisms over the phone. They don't get an answer but they leave a really long message anyway.

[ Download ] (15.4k) trailerlaugh.wav - Some trailer trash from TV's "Cops" laughing.

[ Download ] (18k) trailerout.wav - Some trailer trash from TV's "Cops": "Get outta ma trailer! I want you out!"

[ Download ] (37.8k) trailershutup.wav - Some trailer trash from TV's "Cops": "You shut up! Now all you are is a trouble maker! Now get out of here!"

[ Download ] (58k) trailerwhipass.wav - Some trailer trash from TV's "Cops": "I'd like for you to just take him and whip his ass, good and proper, because that's what he needs"

[ Download ] (46k) trailerwhore.wav - Some trailer trash from TV's "Cops": "She chases around calls him sons of bitches and whoremongers and..."

[ Download ] (47k) traileryoungins.wav - Some trailer trash from TV's "Cops": "You'd better call your youngins -tell 'em to come and getchya too. You're not staying here tonight."

[ Download ] (85k) traitor.wav - "I want you to know that I can sniff out if there is a traitor in a company. And if I find them, I can finish them."

[ Download ] (21.6k) trashcan.wav - "Look at me, I'm looking for the trashcan!"

[ Download ] (31k) trickeration.mp3 - A female sports commentator tries to not sound nauseating

[ Download ] (23k) tristahello.wav - Trista from "The Bachelor", "The Bachelorette" saying "Hello" in her immensely annoying voice.

[ Download ] (18k) tristahi.wav - Trista from "The Bachelor" is just as annoying when she says "Hi-ee"

[ Download ] (23k) tristayay.wav - And to finish it off, Trista saying "Yay!" as annoyingly as possible

[ Download ] (959k) trudifartattack.mp3 - Mike attacking Trudi with a fart

[ Download ] (9k) trump-buckstarts.mp3 - A Donald Trump doll: "Remember, the buck starts here"

[ Download ] (9k) trump-firemyself.mp3 - A Donald Trump doll: "I should fire myself just for having you around"

[ Download ] (11k) trump-idea.mp3 - A Donald Trump doll: "Ideas are welcome, but make sure you have the right one"

[ Download ] (27k) trump-yourefired.mp3 - A Donald Trump doll: "My business is you gotta be tough. You under performed and you let people walk all over you. As a result, I have to tell you, you're fired"

[ Download ] (8k) trump-yourefired2.mp3 - A Donald Trump doll: "This one's easy for me, you're fired"

[ Download ] (1.0M) tubebartapes.mp3 - Drew and Mike play some of the Tube Bar Tapes on the air

[ Download ] (17k) turd.wav - "You gotta get in here and look at this turd."

[ Download ] (26k) turdboss.wav - "That's right buddy, you show that turd who's boss"

[ Download ] (31k) turdhair.wav - From "Anchorman": "Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair"

[ Download ] (70.4k) turfteam3yrsold.wav - From a Fox News hidden camera investigation of Detroit's "Turf Team": "Let's not act like we're three years old here. If you're going to state a sentence, don't just say the blanket sentence, be real specific."

[ Download ] (29.2k) turfteamfuckout.wav - From a Fox News hidden camera investigation of Detroit's "Turf Team": "You stupid idiot. Get the f--- outta here!"

[ Download ] (54.3k) turfteampay.wav - From a Fox News hidden camera investigation of Detroit's "Turf Team": "I don't wanna hear any word outta your mouth unless it's 'I wanna pay by cash, cheque, or charge.'"

[ Download ] (37.4k) turfteamprocustomer.wav - From a Fox News hidden camera investigation of Detroit's "Turf Team": "Thanks for being a professional customer and knowin' what the hell you're talking about."

[ Download ] (2.9M) turkey.mp3 - Now legendary call that is replayed every Thanksgiving to a guy who held a turkey while his co-worker had sex with it.

[ Download ] (17.9k) turkeystan.wav - Stan Johnson demonstrating a turkey call.

[ Download ] (56.6k) turncrapdown.wav - "Hey, Casey Kasem, why don't you do everyone a favour and turn that crap down."

[ Download ] (24k) turnoffmusic.wav - "Turn off that goddamn music"

[ Download ] (26k) turnofftv.wav - Kwame Kilpatrick's insane mother: "Turn off that television ya'll!"

[ Download ] (48.9k) twistedmind.wav - Chief Wiggum from "The Simpsons": "Your tastes require someone who understands the twisted mind of a murder."

[ Download ] (47.8k) twistedsister-iwannarock.mp3 - Clip of Twisted Sister's "I Wanna Rock". Used whenever talking about Atlanta Braves pitcher John Rocker, or Rick Rockwell from the FOX TV show "Who Wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire".

[ Download ] (21k) twotons.wav - "Betchya that chick's two tons of fun"

[ Download ] (42.4) uglyassmurderer.wav - A really protestor that really hates O.J. Simpsons: "You ugly murderer, you ugly ass murderer!"

[ Download ] (21k) uglybaby.wav - Some irate Detroiter: "Their baby's ugly!"

[ Download ] (2.5M) ukgayharrispoll.mp3 - D&M call the United Kingdom to conduct a Harris poll about civil unions

[ Download ] (235k) umbrellaholder.mp3 - Be Michael Jackson's Umbrella Holder

[ Download ] (23.8k) unbelievebitch.wav - "Why are you such an unbeleiveable bitch?"

[ Download ] (13k) ungodly.mp3 - Marguerite Perrin, that psycho from "Trading Spouses": "Gorgayles, psychics, everything's ungodly!"

[ Download ] (21.6k) unicorn.wav - In reference to the Unicorn Killer, Ira Einhorn: "You must apease the unicorn"

[ Download ] (53.2k) unicornrumor.wav - The Unicorn Killer, Ira Einhorn, over the phone: "I will not be coming back, that is a rumor that has absolelutely no substance."

[ Download ] (28k) unlesshard.wav - "I do not want him coming out on stage unless he's hard."

[ Download ] (64k) useddiaper.wav - From "Anchorman": "God, now it smells like, like a used diaper filled with Indian food. Oh."

[ Download ] (14k) vagina.mp3 - Borat: "In Khazistan, this word means vagina"

[ Download ] (33k) vanload.wav - "If there's a van load of 'em, pull 'em all over"

[ Download ] (13.2k) verysorry.wav - Some Chinese woman: "Oh i'm very sorry"

[ Download ] (55.2k) veryupset.wav - Tom Cruise: "You are very upset right now, and I don't think you realize what you are saying"

[ Download ] (8k) violated.mp3 - Mr. Burns: "While you slept, I violated you repeatedly"

[ Download ] (17k) voiceboxexcited.mp3 Drew and Mike get a guy who has to use a voicebox to speak to demonstrate how it would sound if he were to speak excitedly

[ Download ] (48k) votescounted.wav - Al Gore after the 2000 Presidential election: "When people cast votes, the votes should be counted."

[ Download ] (29k) voteforhim.mp3 - Borat from "Da Ali G Show": "If you vote for him, he will make sure that you and your family will have very good years. But if you do not vote for him, you will be sorry."

[ Download ] (25.8k) waitaminute.wav - Jack Palance: "Wait a minute, wait a minute! Wait a minute lady!"

[ Download ] (14k) waitingforcall.mp3 - Beavis and Butthead: "And we'll be waiting for your call. You know what I'm saying? Heh heh heh"

[ Download ] (20k) waltercronkite.mp3 - Ben Stiller: "You think you're too cool for school, but I got a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite. You aren't"

[ Download ] (21.9k) wang.wav - Homer Simpson: "The human wang is a beautiful thing"

[ Download ] (59.8k) wangtomouth.wav - "Like every good wang to mouth relationship, there comes a time to call it off."

[ Download ] (10.7k) wannadoit.wav - Henny Youngman: "You wanna do it now?"

[ Download ] (9k) warnedidiot.mp3 - Homer Simpson: "I warned ya he was an idiot"

[ Download ] (25k) wartime.wav - From Mr. Rogers: "Wartime can be scary time."

[ Download ] (44.3k) washroom.wav - An irate man Drew and Mike called once: "Go buy yourself a book and get into the washroom and take care of yourself."

[ Download ] (9k) washung.wav - "He was hung."

[ Download ] (6k) wasntgoing.mp3 - Mr. T: "I told ya I wasn't going away"

[ Download ] (39.3k) wastelife.wav - Homer Simpson: "I knew scientists wasted their lifes, but geeez!"

[ Download ] (42.2k) watchinpornos.wav - Ali G from "Da Ali G Show": "Me was watchin' pornos from the age of 11."

[ Download ] (14k) watchmovie.mp3 - Chris Hansen on "Datelive NBC": "So would you like to watch a movie with me with your hand down my pants?"

[ Download ] (58k) waterallstar.wav - Kelly, a contestant on TV's Survivor: "Well, I'm a water allstar, so this is my element right here.

[ Download ] (58k) waterbagel.mp3 - An old bag goes on a rant at a protest against a water rate increase in Detroit: "I'm out here because I think it's a dern shame, what, somebody by the name of Monica Conyers- if you can't pay a $15 bill today, how you gonna pay a $25 bill next week? It's a shame, it's an insult on our people, and she needs to go!"

[ Download ] (5k) waveringfart.mp3 - The "Wavering" fart

[ Download ] (70k) waynegretzky.mp3 - Some tool brutalizes the Canadian national anthem while dedicating it to Wayne Gretzky

[ Download ] (11k) wearwhite.mp3 - From the "Dukes of Hazzard" movie: "Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labour Day?"

[ Download ] (9k) weasel.wav - Robert Duvall in response to Drew and Mike calling him one morning in his hotel room: "Don't weasel in!"

[ Download ] (11.6k) weighin.wav - From Diana Sawyer interviewing Tom Cruise: "Do you wanna weigh in?"

[ Download ] (51.3k) weightproblem.wav - Chris Farley: "I have, what doctors call, a little bit of a weight problem."

[ Download ] (44.5k) weiner.wav - Homer Simpson: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol!"

[ Download ] (29k) weinermouth.wav - Rachel Dratch on SNL: "Mmmm, I just can't keep your weiner out of my mouth."

[ Download ] (21k) weinername.wav - Homer Simpson: "What kind of stupid weiner name is that?!"

[ Download ] (15.8k) wellduh.wav - Homer from "The Simpsons": "Well duh."

[ Download ] (13.6k) welpunfortunate.wav - Homer from "The Simpsons": "Welp, that's unfortunate."

[ Download ] (85k) werelive.wav - Brian Dunkelman from "American Idol": "You know Ryan, Dunkelman is actually a German word for- and we're live! That's your cue everybody."

[ Download ] (187k) wesleydm.mp3 - Wesley Willis sings his "Drew and Mike" song to WRIF fans at a live appearance.

[ Download ] (279k) wesleydm2.mp3 - Wesley Willis sings his "Drew and Mike" song in the WRIF studio

[ Download ] (9k) what.wav - Randy Jackson, a judge on "American Idol": "What?!"

[ Download ] (12k) whatacreep.wav - Dr. Phil: "What a creep"

[ Download ] (12.7k) whatever.wav - From "Da Ali G Show": "Whatevah."

[ Download ] (39k) whatholdup.wav - Chris Farley: "Sweet mother of god, what is the hold up?!"

[ Download ] (14k) whatjerk.wav - "What kind of jerk is this guy?"

[ Download ] (11.8k) whatthehell.wav - "What the hell happened that night?"

[ Download ] (5k) whatthehell.mp3 - Gary Coleman: "What the hell do you want?"

[ Download ] (23.7k) whattalk.wav - Tom Cruise: "What in the hell are you talking about?"

[ Download ] (5k) whatwanthomo.mp3 - "What do you want homo?"

[ Download ] (11k) whatyoudo.wav - Chris Farley: "What'd you do?!"

[ Download ] (19k) wherebe.wav - Some murderer faking concern for his missing family: "Where could they be?"

[ Download ] (5k) wheresthebaby.mp3 - Britney Spears: "Where's the baby?"

[ Download ] (20k) whichlatin.mp3 - Stewey from "Family Guy": "So, which of the latin countries are you from? The one with the civil war, the one with the cocaine, or the one with the fancy hats?"

[ Download ] (3.0M) whisperer.mp3 - D&M call a guy calling himself a "baby whisperer" and claims to be able to decypher what babies are saying

[ Download ] (15k) whoa.wav - Joey Lawrence from "Blossom": "Whoa!"

[ Download ] (11.5k) whoahh.wav - Al Pacino: "Who-ahh!"

[ Download ] (15k) whoahh2.wav - Al Pacino: "Who-ahh!", version 2

[ Download ] (11k) whoahh3.wav - Al Pacino: "Who-ahh!", version 3

[ Download ] (6k) whoami.wav - Johnny Cochrane: "Who am I?"

[ Download ] (21k) wholeload.mp3 - John Madden: "-another guy, and the question is, can Ronnie Brown take the whole load?"
Al Michaels: "That is a big question"

[ Download ] (27.4k) whore.wav - Dirk's mom from "Boogie Nights": "She's a little whore, and a little piece of trash"

[ Download ] (78.4k) whorechant.wav - The crowd chanting "Whore!" on the "Jerry Springer Show".

[ Download ] (12k) whoreisland.mp3 - Will Ferrell in "Anchorman": "Why don't you go back to your home on whore island"

[ Download ] (5k) whosyourdaddy.mp3 - Who's your daddy bitch?!"

[ Download ] (18.3k) whothehell.wav - Jack Palance: "I don't even know who the hell you are!"

[ Download ] (16.5k) whylong.wav - Tom Brokaw: "Why is it taking so long?"

[ Download ] (10.2k) whynot.wav - Mark (Ross Brockley) from the Holiday Inn commercial: "Why not?"

[ Download ] (22.7k) whytalk.wav - Hank Hill: "Why is she still talking?"

[ Download ] (35k) wickednude.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "I'm not dumb. Uh, I don't sell drugs or se-use them. Uh, I don't whore around on my wife. And I don't have wicked nude parts at my house. Uh, that's ridiculous."

[ Download ] (33k) wifefemale.mp3 - Some guy uptight about a new Hooters restaurant reassuring everyone that his wife is a female

[ Download ] (33k) wingstribute.mp3 - A Drew & Mike tribute to the Detroit Red Wings before the playoffs

[ Download ] (16k) willyouvote.wav - Borat from "Da Ali G Show": "Will you vote for my friend?"

[ Download ] (80k) winslow.mp3 - Kellen Winslow goes on a short tirade, culminating in his "I'm a fu--ing soldier" remark

[ Download ] (17k) wiseass.wav - That kid from "The Man Show": "What are ya, a wiseass?"

[ Download ] (41.1k) withoutme.wav - Marisleysis Gonzalez: "He doesn't stand being without me for two minutes"

[ Download ] (33k) wouldnotfly.wav - Some guy in reference to a milkshake that crashed a helicoptor because he was too impatient to wait for his flight instructor: "I would not fly with him at all. In anything. Ever."

[ Download ] (379k) woltersgf.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves a drunken answering machine message to Mike Wolter's girlfriend Amy.

[ Download ] (154k) woltersjacks.mp3 - Jerry from the San Francisco Jacks leaves Wolters a voicemail

[ Download ] (33.9k) wonderfulsmell.wav - Richard Gere: (sniffing) "Mmmm, what is that wonderful smell?"

[ Download ] (7k) worncondom.mp3 - (sighs) "Should've worn a condom"

[ Download ] (12k) worstschool.mp3 - "This is the worst school ever. I mean, doesn't anything ever cool happen here?"

[ Download ] (27k) worstvideo.wav - Napoleon Dynamite: "This is pretty much the worst video ever made"

[ Download ] (5k) wouldsaythatoldman.mp3 - "You would say that old man"

[ Download ] (8k) wow.wav - From "The Apprentice", Donald Trump's COO: "Wow"

[ Download ] (6k) wrapitupguy.mp3 - "Sorry guys, we're gonna need to wrap it up"

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[ Download ] (30.7k) wrinklier.wav - That fat kid from "The Man Show": "You're wrinklier than my dad's balls."

[ Download ] (14.7k) writebook.wav - Phil Hartman as Frank Sinatra on SNL: "Don't write me a book kid."

[ Download ] (4k) wronganswer.mp3 - Homer Simpson: "Wrong answer!"

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[ Download ] (243k) xmasmusic.mp3 - Promo ripping on WNIC for playing wall-to-wall Christmas music as early as mid-November.

[ Download ] (85.4k) xflcomment.wav - An XFL player explaining who he got his nickname

[ Download ] (41k) xflcomment2.mp3 - An XFL player talking about his life before football

[ Download ] (290k) xflpromo.mp3 - XFL Promo Commercial #1

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[ Download ] (31k) yapper.wav - Chris Farley: "I wish you could just shut your big YAPPER!"

[ Download ] (42k) yeahright.wav - Will Ferrell: "There's an old saying in the news game, 'Yeah right'"

[ Download ] (154k) yellatmovies.mp3 - A historicial vignette from SNL about the first black man to yell at the action on the movie theatre screen.

[ Download ] (21.3k) yesman-behindyou.wav - A "Yes Man" toy that Drew and Mike got from some gag store and ended up playing the sounds from it over the radio repeatedly: "Oh yeah, I'm behind you all the way."

[ Download ] (19.9k) yesman-correct.wav - A "Yes Man" toy that Drew and Mike got from some gag store and ended up playing the sounds from it over the radio repeatedly: "I'm sure whatever you're thinking is correct."

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[ Download ] (29k) youaregaychant.mp3 - The audience ridicules a guest on the Jerry Springer show by chanting "You are gay!"

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[ Download ] (14k) youcansaythat.wav - Kip Dynamite: "You can say that again"

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[ Download ] (8.2k) youtwodating.wav - Some presumably gay T.V. character: "Are you two dating?"

[ Download ] (10k) youwhore.wav - "You whore"