[ Download ] (21.5k) 10inches.wav - Some football announcer: "Looks like about 10 inches."

[ Download ] (90.5k) 1stladybox.wav - Some Fox News reporter and some unfortunate wording during the 2004 State of the Union address

[ Download ] (23.9k) 3inchpenis.wav - "The war with the 3 inch penis."

[ Download ] (12k) 4waykiss.mp3 - Some gay guy from MTV's "Next": "Maybe we should have a four way kiss"

[ Download ] (23k) 5seconds.wav - Napoleon Dynamite: "I can make that much money in five seconds!"

[ Download ] (26.8k) 69.wav - Adam Sandler: "69!!! Heh heh hah ha!"

[ Download ] (41k) 711.wav - Ali G: "There has been enough sadness since the terrible events of 7-11"

[ Download ] (74.6k) 8oclock.wav - Ali G: "Check it. It is 8 o'clock in da mornin'. Which is the earliest I eva' been up."

[ Download ] (16k) 81yroldbullshit.mp3 - Some old Detroit dude: "I'm 81 years old and I'm in good shape, but I can't stand that bullsh--"

[ Download ] (580k) 911andcallanalysis.mp3 - Mike tells the gang about a recent 911 call he made, which leads into an analysis of the typical Mike Clark phone message

[ Download ] (672k) 911catlady.mp3 - A disturbed lady calls up the police in hopes that they will come and have her cat put to sleep.

[ Download ] (23.5k) 9incher.mp3 - Ali G from "Da Ali G Show" explaining how God has a "9 incher".

[ Download ] (8k) 9thplace.mp3 - Robert DeNiro: "I didn't know they made 9th place ribbons"

[ Download ] (30k) acapulco.mp3 - Porn talent agent Jim South: "Now if you're bikini, it's a hundred. If you're topless it's two hundred. If you give centerfold it's give thousand and bing to the bong we're off to acapulco, right?"

[ Download ] (16.0k) accessdenied.wav - Homer Simpson: "Access denied"

[ Download ] (24.1k) aerosmith.wav - The mayor of Atlanta at the time describing the get away vehicle of one of those office workers who went bezerk: "-in his aerosmith van."

[ Download ] (58.7k) agenaturally.wav - Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons: Thanks to this clinic, we will no longer be terrorized by the spectacle of women aging naturally."

[ Download ] (74k) ahole.wav - John Madden: "He started in like, the uh, the "two" hole, bounced it all the way outside to the "A" hole, and then got it in the endzone.

[ Download ] (12k) aintdead.wav - What sounds like some random white trash: "Ah, you ain't dead!"

[ Download ] (25k) airragetwins.mp3 - A clip of the drunken Michigan "models", Cynthia and Crystal Mikula, on their way to a competition in China.

[ Download ] (66k) airragetwins2.wav - A second clip of the drunken Michigan "models", Cynthia and Crystal Mikula, on their way to a competition in China.

[ Download ] (32k) airragetwins3.wav - A third clip of the drunken Michigan "models", Cynthia and Crystal Mikula, on their way to a competition in China.

[ Download ] (23.7k) airragetwins4.wav - A fourth clip of the drunken Michigan "models, Cynthia and Crystal Mikula, on their way to a competition in China.

[ Download ] (21k) alcoholfactor.wav - Detroit Newscaster Rich Fisher: "Alcohol may have been a factor."

[ Download ] (56k) alienabductee.mp3 - A supposed alien abductee under hypnosis recounts his "abduction"

[ Download ] (28.5k) allergic.wav - Marisleysis Gonzalez: "He's allergic to things that they dunno!"

[ Download ] (49.6k) allergic2.wav - Marisleysis Gonzalez: "They must've given him something to calm him down and I'm concerned because he is allergic to something!"

[ Download ] (80k) amazing.mp3 - A medley of people saying how amazing things are on the Bachelor

[ Download ] (53k) amazing2.mp3 - Another string of amazings from tv's "The Bachelor"

[ Download ] (28k) americanidol.wav - Some of the theme music from American Idol. To be played after a contestant has been ripped apart on the actual Fox program, "American Idol", or after airing bad news on the Drew and Mike show.

[ Download ] (29.6k) americanidol1.wav - From American Idol: "I really respect your opinion but what did you guys think?

[ Download ] (28k) anass.wav - "He's an ass, and he can kiss mine"

[ Download ] (18k) anending.mp3 - Homer Simpson: "Wow, that had what I really like in a story, an ending."

[ Download ] (154k) angrypalance.mp3 - Jack Palance let's a woman have it while attempting to read a promo or something.

[ Download ] (7k) andsheneedstogo.mp3 - An elderly Detroit resident at a protest against a water rate increase: "And she needs to go!"

[ Download ] (125k) annanicole.mp3 - Anna Nicole Smith sounding like a retard in general while talking to her son on her TV Show. Featuring the infamous "pigsnot" remark.

[ Download ] (127k) anticox.mp3 - The anti-Cox, pro Gary Peters political ad

[ Download ] (43.9k) anus.wav - Borat character from "Da Ali G Show": "She must be uh, tight, like a man's anus."

[ Download ] (27.9k) anybodycare.wav - Homer from the "Simpsons": "Anybody care what this guy thinks?"

[ Download ] (16.4k) anyonepenis.wav - Homer from the "Simpsons": "Anyone for penis?"

[ Download ] (112k) apprenticechoke.mp3 - Donald Trump's COO chokes on an episode of "The Apprentice"

[ Download ] (59.4k) arabu.mp3 - A couple of announcers try to pronounce a player's name.

[ Download ] (47.3k) archbutt.wav - Some photographer?: "'Kay, you want to face the wall, put your hands up on the wall, and arch your butt back towards me."

[ Download ] (181k) arnoldasianman.mp3 - A prank call to an anonymous asian man using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (211k) arnoldasshole.mp3 - A prank call to the Ameritania hotel, using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips, where some asshole tries to be funny.

[ Download ] (24.2k) arnoldbitch2.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "You son of a bitch!"

[ Download ] (474k) arnoldchineseguy.mp3 - A prank call to an anonymous asian guy using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (83k) arnoldcindy.mp3 - A prank call to some girl we'll call "Cindy" using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (221k) arnoldconfused.mp3 - A prank call to some confused woman using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (13.7k) arnoldcop.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I'm a cop you idiot!"

[ Download ] (106k) arnoldcottons.mp3 - A prank call to Cottons Barbeque using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (13.8k) arnolddaddy.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Who is your daddy?"

[ Download ] (464k) arnolddrewmike.mp3 - Arnold Schwarzenegger makes a surprise call to Drew and Mike

[ Download ] (492k) arnolddrunkguy.mp3 - Arnold vs. some drunk guy

[ Download ] (674k) arnolddrunkguyagain.mp3 - Arnold vs. the drunk sounding guy again

[ Download ] (335k) arnoldescort.mp3 - A prank call to an escort service using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (45.1k) arnoldfist.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!"

[ Download ] (112k) arnoldfuckmom.mp3 - Arnold some guy who claims to have fucked his mom!

[ Download ] (279k) arnoldgateway1.mp3 - A prank call to Gateway Computers using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (270k) arnoldgateway2.mp3 - Another prank call to Gateway Computers using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (105k) arnoldgator.mp3 - A prank call to the Gator Lodge using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (13.2k) arnoldhmm.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Okay, hmm."

[ Download ] (88.1k) arnoldhooters.mp3 - A prank call to Hooters using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (157k) arnoldhotel.mp3 - Another prank call to a hell using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (6.1k) arnoldhow.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "How are you?"

[ Download ] (14.3k) arnoldkimble.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I'm detective John Kimble!"

[ Download ] (30k) arnoldknow.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "First, I would just like to get to know you."

[ Download ] (12.1k) arnoldlack.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "You lack discipline!"

[ Download ] (125k) arnoldmm1.mp3 - Marc and Mike Wolters try their hand at making an Arnie prank call.

[ Download ] (80.2k) arnoldmm2.mp3 - Marc and Mike's second attempt at making a prank call using Arnie clips.

[ Download ] (432k) arnoldmom.mp3 - A prank call to someone using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips and he wants to speak to their mother.

[ Download ] (7.4k) arnoldmorning.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Good Morning!"

[ Download ] (17.3k) arnoldpolice.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Hey, I'm a police officer."

[ Download ] (47.2k) arnoldquestions.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately."

[ Download ] (91k) arnoldrealty.mp3 - A prank call to the Preferred Realty using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (160k) arnoldsecurity.mp3 - A prank call using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips to a security company I think?

[ Download ] (146k) arnoldsomeguy.mp3 - A prank call to some guy using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (10.9k) arnoldstop.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Stop it!"

[ Download ] (165k) arnoldsunshine.mp3 - A prank call to the night clerk of the Sunshine Hotel using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (142k) arnoldtoughguy.mp3 - A prank call to some tough guy using Arnold Schwarzenegger clips.

[ Download ] (9.8k) arnoldwhining.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Stop whining!"

[ Download ] (7.8k) arnoldwho.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Who are you?"

[ Download ] (30k) arnoldwhodaddy2.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

[ Download ] (6.1k) arnoldyeah.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Yeah."

[ Download ] (6.8k) arnoldyes.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Yes."

[ Download ] (9.2k) arnoldyes2.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Yeeeeess."

[ Download ] (63.2k) arthur.wav - "Arthur is a manly man. And Arthur is very worried about Drew's manliness."

[ Download ] (477k) artmikedad.mp3 - Mike Clark recalls an incident involving his father and a 60's closet homosexual named Art during an apple picking trip.

[ Download ] (40k) asian.wav - Chris Tucker: "And all I hear is ... (imitates an asian language) I don't know what the fuck you're talking about."

[ Download ] (27.5k) assbetterbaseball.wav - From the TV Movie "Cobb": "My ASS could play better baseball"

[ Download ] (18.3k) assburnt.wav - Some guy convicted of having sex with a dog: "I'm gonna have your ass burnt"

[ Download ] (35k) assdamage.wav - "This ass here could do some serious damage"

[ Download ] (38.7k) asshole.wav - Drew: "An ahhhhssssssss-hole!"

[ Download ] (25.5k) assplay.wav - From "Scary Movie": "Oh, I love when you play with my ass."

[ Download ] (24k) asspounding.wav - "Over the years my ass has taken a pounding"

[ Download ] (43k) auction.mp3 - The auctioneer clip played on the show whenever appropriate.

[ Download ] (26k) awesomelies.wav - Homer Simpson: "Who am I fooling with my awesome lies?"

[ Download ] (213k) axlberg.mp3 - Advertisement for the law firm specializing in legal action against Guns N' Roses, Axelberg and Slashman.

[ Download ] (20.3k) babycorner.wav - "Nobody puts baby in a corner."

[ Download ] (23.4k) babypoop.wav - Dr. Abian: "I will fling you like baby poop"

[ Download ] (16.3k) backnine.wav - Jim Carrey in "Me, Myself, and Irene": "Turnaround and play the back nine."

[ Download ] (33.5k) backto60s.wav - One of those asshole hosts of "American Idol" says "We're going back to the 60's!"

[ Download ] (18k) backtothefuture.mp3 - Britney Spears: "Have you ever seen 'Back to the Future'? Is that possible? To time- time travel speed?"

[ Download ] (17k) ballsack.wav - Principal Skinner from the Simpsons: "Chew through my ball sack."

[ Download ] (62k) ballsinhands.wav - Some basketball coach: "It seemed like we had all kinds of balls in and out of our hands and they- and they were able to knock 'em loose."

[ Download ] (35.3k) bangingroommate.wav - Some audience member on "Jerry Springer": "I bet you were banging your roommate that was in the shower." *crowd cheers*

[ Download ] (20k) bangingwife.wav - Homer Simpson: "Quit banging my wife!"

[ Download ] (64.5k) barequeer.wav Rudy Boesch, the former Navy Seal and a contestant on TV's "Survivor" - "When I go home and my wife ask me about, 'Well who was with you?', I'll say a queer that runs around bare-assed half of the time"

[ Download ] (39.1k) barn.wav - "Sweetheart, slow down, you wanna keep eating like that you'll be as big as a barn"

[ Download ] (447k) barryreading.mp3 - Barry White really has a lot of trouble reading a radio promo.

[ Download ] (117k) baseballfuck.mp3 - A baseball announcer thinks he's taping a promo and swears when he screws up a read, but in reality, it's a live broadcast and everyone heard it

[ Download ] (79k) bathingapollo.wav - Michael Jackson: "Excuse me, I want that one there. And this one. 'Cuz we have this, I bought this statue. That's 'The Bathing of Apollo', right?"

[ Download ] (23k) beapilot.wav - Mike Clark: "I wanna be a pilot!"

[ Download ] (197k) beatelmo.mp3 - The "Beat The Living Shit Out Of Me Elmo"

[ Download ] (41k) beatoff.mp3 - Darrin Pang, ESPN hockey announcer: "-Stephan Yel, through the neutral zone. First he beats off, *laughing* Chris Chelios, and then he beats, Eric - *laughing more* - before firing that one wide, on Jeff Hackett, low to the stick side. Great individual effort."

[ Download ] (75.9k) beatoff2.wav - Some guy explaining how a woman tried to defend herself from some killer bees: "She had 'em all over her face and in her hair. She had her shirt off, trying to- trying to beat 'em off. And when I tried to help her, they started on me."

[ Download ] (28k) beatoffshark.mp3 - Diane Sawyer interviews a man about "beating off" a shark

[ Download ] (26.7k) beatswim.wav - Kelly, a contestant on TV's Survivor: "I got beat by a guy who can't even ----ing swim."

[ Download ] (356k) beer911.mp3 - An old lady calls 911 because she can't get her beer bottles opened.

[ Download ] (13k) beerflush.mp3 - I think this is some random victim of hurricane Katrina: "The whole time the water was out, we were flushing the toilets with draft beer"

[ Download ] (26.6k) beinggay.wav - The gay Austrian character from "Da Ali G Show": "Being gay is the new coolest thing!"

[ Download ] (1.37M) belfourblows.mp3 - Drew and Mike try to get people to say "Belfour Blows" with some Donut Shop Terrorism.

[ Download ] (8k) bemybitch.mp3 - Jennifer Lopez: "I thought you wanted to be my bitch?"

[ Download ] (83.2k) beotch.wav - Beotch Ode

[ Download ] (26k) betterbaseball.wav - "My ASS play better baseball than him!"

[ Download ] (14k) big.wav - O.J. Simpson at his civil trial: "Everything looks a little big"

[ Download ] (20k) bigass.wav - "Wooo you got a big ass!"

[ Download ] (17.2k) bigdick.wav - Mena Suvari from "American Beauty": "-bet he's got a big dick."

[ Download ] (24.8k) biggestdisaster.wav - Mike Clark in reference to the Great Coffee Spill: "That's the biggest disaster possibly ever"

[ Download ] (65.4k) biggirls.wav - Some fat girl on Jenny Jones: "I'd just like to say that I am big, and if you have a problem with big girls I will whoop your a*beep*."

[ Download ] (57.1k) bigitis.wav - "And he paused, put his hand on my knee, he leaned forward and he said 'You won't believe how BIG it is.'"

[ Download ] (85k) bikecrash911.mp3 - Someone has a crash with a bike and encounters an asshole 911 calltaker.

[ Download ] (189k) billbonds.mp3 - Some Bill Bonds outtakes

[ Download ] (41.7k) bitch.wav - Mike's famous "BIIIIIIIITCH"

[ Download ] (14k) blackcrowes.mp3 - "Black Crowes! Who says it? Haha! Who? Hahahhahaha"

[ Download ] (9k) blackfamily.mp3 - A black family on "The Amazing Race" who just so happen to have the surname "Black": "1, 2, 3, BLACK FAMILY!"

[ Download ] (10k) blackfamily2.mp3 - Announcer for "The Amazing Race": "The Black family from Woodbridge, Virgina"

[ Download ] (11k) blackfamilylast.mp3 - Host for "The Amazing Race": "Black family, you're the last team to arrive"

[ Download ] (50.9k) blackpeople.wav - Omorosa from "The Intern" thinks everyone's racist

[ Download ] (67k) blahblah.wav - "All I hear comin' out of your mouth is blah blah blah blah" *mumble* "I don't know what the hell you're saying, just shut up."

[ Download ] (154k) blakeoj.mp3 - Robert Blake reveals his homosexual feelings for O.J. Simpson to Barbara Walters

[ Download ] (8k) blankbrains.mp3 - Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator": "I want to blank your brains out. I can't help it"

[ Download ] (44k) blanketface.wav - Donato the "Fisherman": (crying) "And there was a lady with a blanket and she took it and put it over his face!"

[ Download ] (14k) blankingyourblank.mp3 - Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator": "I cannot believe that I am actually thinking about blanking your blank"

[ Download ] (17k) blowit.mp3 - Former Detroit Lions coach Steve Mariucci: "Blow it! Blow it! BLOOOOW IT!"
*horn blows*
"Get that horn out of your butt"

[ Download ] (12k) blownaway.mp3 - Jennifer Granholm: "And in five years, you're going to be blown away"

[ Download ] (56.5k) bobbyknight.mp3 - Bobby Knight commenting on the officials in college basketball.

[ Download ] (30.8k) bobbyknight2.mp3 - Bobby Knight giving an inspirational speech.

[ Download ] (195.5k) bobbyknight3.mp3 - Bobby Knight chewing out his U. of Indiana basketball players.

[ Download ] (97k) bobbyknight4.mp3 - Bobby Knight comments during a press conference at the NCAA tournament. He wants to help the press.

[ Download ] (95k) bobbymedia.mp3 - Bobby Knight steps in to answer a question

[ Download ] (86k) bobbymedia2.mp3 - A member of the media thinks that Bobby Knight won't be coming out of the lockerroom but boy is he wrong.

[ Download ] (138k) bobdinner.mp3 - Bill Murray in the dinner scene from "What About Bob?".

[ Download ] (38.4k) bobguinney.wav - Bob Guinney from "The Bachelor": "Deeeeetroit Basssketballlll!"

[ Download ] (226k) bodyguardschool.mp3 - The Shawn Eckhardt School of Bodyguarding and Counterintelligence.

[ Download ] (7.2k) bogue.wav - Sounds like Madonna's "Vogue". Used whenever referring to someone or something who is bad or dumb and relating to narcotics: "Bogue!"

[ Download ] (9.8k) bomb.wav - "Ready for a bomb?"

[ Download ] (35.3k) boneriffic.wav - "By the way Hilary, did I tell you you look boneriffic?"

[ Download ] (9k) bonertime.mp3 - "Hit the lights, it's boner time"

[ Download ] (46.1k) bong.mp3 - Someone taking a bonghit (dual carb).

[ Download ] (4k) boobs.mp3 - Some guy simply saying "Boobs" in a sort of robotic fashion

[ Download ] (40.3k) boobsgenius.wav - "An hour, in and out. Done. Boobs. Genius."

[ Download ] (15k) boomdynamite.mp3 - An aspiring college tv sportscaster : "Later he gets the rebound, passes it to the man, shots it- and boom goes the dynamite"

[ Download ] (44.7k) boratliar.wav - Borat from "Da Ali G Show": "He will say bad things but, that is because he is a liar."

[ Download ] (43k) boratvote.mp3 - Borat from "Da Ali G Show": "Ah he is a strong man, he will crush his opponents. And he will be, uh, powerful like Stalin and not tolerate people who are bad"

[ Download ] (11k) boratvote2.mp3 - Borat from "Da Ali G Show": "If you do not vote for him, he will take power"

[ Download ] (33k) boratvote3.mp3 - Borat from "Da Ali G Show": "If you vote for him uh, he will make sure that you and your family will have very good years. But if you do not vote for him, you will be sorry"

[ Download ] (13.7k) boratwhat.wav - Borat from "Da Ali G Show": "What?"

[ Download ] (19k) boring.wav - Homer Simpson: "BORRRRRRRING".

[ Download ] (34k) bothhands.mp3 - John Madden expressing how you have to got a hold with "both hands" and "hold on"

[ Download ] (240k) bowietickets.mp3 - The Mike Clark classic where he makes a drunken cell phone call from an ATM in hopes of having some tickets to a David Bowie show set aside for him.

[ Download ] (21.3k) brainbusters.wav - Adam Sandler: "Anymore brain busters?"

[ Download ] (52.4k) brainpower.wav - Homer Simpson: "I'll figure it out. I'm gonna use all the power of my brain."

[ Download ] (5k) brasize.mp3 - Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator": "What bra size do you wear?"

[ Download ] (16.1k) bringiton.wav - "Bring it on woman."

[ Download ] (16.5k) bringwhores.wav - Will Ferrell: "Bring out the whores!"

[ Download ] (43k) britneygoodnight.wav - Britney Spears: "Alright everybody, have a good night! Wooo!"

[ Download ] (115k) britneyswears.mp3 - Britney Spears complains about someone not performing a "vamp". There is some internet speculation that this is a fake. In that, the clip was either scripted by the Record Co. or released purposely by them to help Britney's image.

[ Download ] (49.3k) brokawpot.mp3 - Tom Brokaw reveals a Nightly News secret.

[ Download ] (21.2k) brokebed.wav - Marisleysis Gonzalez: "They broke Elian's bed!"

[ Download ] (58.4k) browneye.wav - From a cleverly clipped Aerosmith song: "I'd love to look into your big brown eye"

[ Download ] (54k) brucewillis.mp3 - Prank call using Chris Farley clips to some wiseass. Origin of the "I guess he's pumping somebody" drop

[ Download ] (55k) budbowl.wav - Homer Simpson: "Oh, I didn't need that new fact, no I forgot who won Bud Bowl 8!"

[ Download ] (37k) bulldyke.wav - "If she wasn't a bulldyke, I think I might have a bit of a thing for her."

[ Download ] (22.3k) bullshit.wav - L.T.: "That's total bullsh--"

[ Download ] (8k) bullshit2.mp3 - Prince Frederick von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa's husband: "Bullsh--! I'm telling you bullsh--!"

[ Download ] (41.2k) burnhell.wav - Samuel L. Jackson from "A Time To Kill": "Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

[ Download ] (206k) burnspranks.mp3 - A prank call using Mr. Burns clips from "The Simpsons"

[ Download ] (57k) burnsprank1.mp3 - A prank call using Mr. Burns clips from "The Simpsons"

[ Download ] (61k) burnsprank2.mp3 - A prank call using Mr. Burns clips from "The Simpsons"

[ Download ] (52k) burnsprank3.mp3 - A prank call using Mr. Burns clips from "The Simpsons"

[ Download ] (93k) burnsprank4.mp3 - A prank call using Mr. Burns clips from "The Simpsons"

[ Download ] (158k) burnsprank5.mp3 - A prank call using Mr. Burns clips from "The Simpsons"

[ Download ] (51k) burnspranks6.mp3 - A prank call using Mr. Burns clips from "The Simpsons"

[ Download ] (10k) bushblackpeople.mp3 - Kanye West during a hurricane Katrina relief telethon: "George Bush doesn't care about black people"

[ Download ] (243k) bushes.mp3 - Barbara Walters conducts a very revealing interview with U.S. President Bush and the First Lady.

[ Download ] (9k) bushharryjohnson.mp3 - George W. Bush: "I wanna thank Harry Johnson"

[ Download ] (29k) bushpistons.mp3 - George W. Bush introducing Mehmet Okur and the Detroit Pistons at the White House.

[ Download ] (72.8k) bushwalk.wav - "You give me a bush dude, and I'm walking. I don't care how old a guy I am, I don't care how hard my dick is, I'm walking out of that room."

[ Download ] (17.2k) buttmike.wav - Butt Mike speaks.

[ Download ] (42.7k) buybook.wav - Some irate guy DM talked to once: "Go buy yourself a book and get into the washroom and take care of yourself."

[ Download ] (27.8k) buybra.wav - I assume this is an audience member yelling at someone on the Jerry Springer show: "If you make so much money, why don't you buy a bra."

[ Download ] (12k) buyyou.wav - From "Da Ali G Show": "Can I buy you?"

[ Download ] (2.9M) buzzbirth.mp3 - Drew and Mike call a gay fraternity. The birth of the "Buzz: Drew & Mike's Supervisor" character

[ Download ] (3k) buzzerfart.mp3 - A fart that sounds like a buzzer. A.K.A. game show fart

[ Download ] (93.9k) byebye.wav - Used whenever it's time for someone to leave the broadcast: "Time for tubby bye bye, time for tubby bye...Nooooooooo! Nooooo noooooo, noooo. No no, hehe"

[ Download ] (33.6k) byegreg.wav - Dick Vermeil: "Tough, to say goodbye Greg"

[ Download ] (15.4k) byesonofa.wav - "Bye bye son of a bitch"

[ Download ] (513k) cableguy2.mp3 - A very angry Rogers Cable customer leaves a series of harsh messages on the company's answering machine when his cable goes out.

[ Download ] (381k) cablerepair.mp3 - A customer has the tables turned on him when he calls a cable repairman about his cable being shut off.

[ Download ] (115k) calhoun.mp3 - Jim Calhoun goes on a tirade.

[ Download ] (43.8k) calledalaser.wav - From one of the Austin Powers movies: "Which was in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which we called a laser."

[ Download ] (47.6k) calledbitch.wav - A very effeminate sounding man describing following some guy who had just assaulted someone in a movie theatre: "Uh, he said he was going to beat me up if I kept following him. Called me a bitch."

[ Download ] (88k) callerfullmacespray.mp3 - What appears to be a Drew and Mike fan calling in to a sports talk show who threatens to give any Ohio fans a full mace spray.

[ Download ] (70k) callmedaddy.wav - "Call me daddy, call me daddy, bend over and then squeal like the pig that you are."

[ Download ] (13.4k) callsover.wav - An irate man Drew and Mike called once: "Well I guess this call's over."

[ Download ] (165k) camplacenta.mp3 - Fox 2's Cam Carmen throws the morning show off track as she recalls how Tom Cruise said he was going to eat the placenta after the birth of his child, Suri

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[ Download ] (8k) canihelp.wav - Mrs. Jazzerzab: "Can I help you?"

[ Download ] (16k) canitry.wav - Napoleon Dynamite: "Can I try it really quick?"

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[ Download ] (13.9k) careful.wav - Homer Simpson: "Whoops, careful"

[ Download ] (23.6k) carethisguy.wav - Homer Simpson: "Anybody care what this guy thinks?"

[ Download ] (199k) carllewis.mp3 - Carl Lewis attempting to sing the U.S. National Anthem

[ Download ] (46.6k) carmen.wav - Carmen Harlan: "Ain't no party like a Detroit party."
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[ Download ] (49.8k) carmen2.wav - Carmen Harlan: "Ain't no party like a Detroit party because a Detroit party doesn't stop!"

[ Download ] (86.7k) casey.mp3 - Casey Kasem doesn't like a move to 2AM for his radio program.

[ Download ] (199.7k) casey2.mp3 - Casey Kasem fuming while trying to read a long distance dedication involving a dog named "Snuggles".

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[ Download ] (295k) caulk.mp3 - A Crank Yankers prank call about getting some caulk.

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[ Download ] (2.1M) celinedion.mp3 - Drew and Mike, posing as "Those with no name", try to speak to Celine Dion over the phone

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[ Download ] (39k) chattingonline.wav - Kip Dynamite: "Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

[ Download ] (459k) charliesheen.mp3 - Charlie Sheen's assistant leaves some voicemails for some slut that Charlie's done with

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[ Download ] (39k) cheneyfuckyourself.mp3 - Dick Cheney is told to "go fuck himself" by a protester during a news conference

[ Download ] (365k) chickencow.mp3 - The Chicken Cow song by Wesley Willis.

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[ Download ] (29.2k) chubsy.wav - Mr. Burns: "Play along chubsy, there's a pie in it for you."

[ Download ] (261k) citycouncil.mp3 - Kay Everett and Sharon McPhail have a war of words during a Detroit City Council meeting

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[ Download ] (96.5k) clarkson2.wav - Brian Dunkelman from "American Idol": "Let's keep things moving with a song that got Kelly into the final ten. Singing Aretha Franklin's 'Respect', here's Kelly Clarkson!"
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[ Download ] (40k) clarksonfarting.mp3 - Kelly Clarkson farting

[ Download ] (27.1k) classof56.wav - Some dorky Notre Dame fan referring to his father: "My dad's class of '56 of Notre Dame."

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[ Download ] (390k) cnnbathroom.mp3 - CNN's Kyra Phillips unknowingly goes to the bathroom with a hot mic while a speech by George W. Bush is going out over the air

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[ Download ] (147k) coachsucked.mp3 - An irate football coach talking to the media after the game about how badly the team sucks.

[ Download ] (178k) cobainlive.mp3 - The "Kurt Cobain Live" show

[ Download ] (34.6k) cobra.wav - A clip from "Walker, Texas Ranger": "He's as unpredictable as a cobra and three times as crazy."

[ Download ] (9k) coffeepoop.mp3 - Oprah Winfrey: "Many people say coffee makes them poop"

[ Download ] (82.6k) coffeespillslowmo.wav - Slow mo replay of the great September 18th coffee spill

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[ Download ] (305.8k) colonel.mp3 - KFC's Colonel Sanders attempting to read for a commercial in the 70's.

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[ Download ] (27.9k) comeonme.wav - John Wayne Gacey: "And then he started, coming on to me"

[ Download ] (7k) cominginnow.mp3 - Hootie Johnson: "I believe they're coming in now"

[ Download ] (1.2M) commanderinchief.mp3 - Drew thinks Gina Davis is too soft to be the President of the United States in tv's "Commander in Chief" so Drew decides to re-cut the audio

[ Download ] (32k) complaining.wav - Some father on "Nanny 911": "Stop complaining about everything!"

[ Download ] (25.8k) completeme.wav - Tom Cruise in "Jerry Maguire": "You, complete me."

[ Download ] (43k) compton.wav - "Aw yeah, right about now, Compton's in the muthafu--in' hooouse."

[ Download ] (4k) conangay.mp3 - Conan O'Brien: "Gay!"

[ Download ] (7k) condoms.mp3 - Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator": "I have chocolate flavored condoms"

[ Download ] (35k) constantine.wav - That tool Constantine from "American Idol" squealing after singing a song

[ Download ] (11k) constantinecousin.wav - Peter Maroulis, some random guy who went around pretending to the cousin of Constantine (from American Idol) squealing

[ Download ] (53k) constantinecousinbetter.wav - Constantine's cousin: "What you see is what you get, but what you don't see is better yet. Woo!"

[ Download ] (151k) constantinecousinjeremy.mp3 - Constantine's cousin trying to sing "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam

[ Download ] (9k) constantinecousinquiet.wav - Constantine's cousin: "Hey be quiet"

[ Download ] (148k) constantinecousinstp.mp3 - Constantine's cousin trying to sing "Wicked Garden" by Stone Temple Pilots

[ Download ] (21k) constantinecousinyeah.wav - Constantine's cousin: "Yeah, yeah!"

[ Download ] (28k) contractor.mp3 - Homer Simpson: "A contractor? Those guys are the biggest crooks around. They charge for materials AND labour. Pick one, jerk!"

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[ Download ] (37k) cookintodo.wav - "Get your ass in the kitchen and fire up the stuff 'cuz you've got some cookin' to do!"

[ Download ] (10k) coolestoldman.mp3 - "That is the coolest old man I have met in my entire life"

[ Download ] (7k) coolmom.mp3 - Amy Poehler: "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom"

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[ Download ] (35.6k) countingvotes.wav - Al Gore: "What is wrong with counting the vote?"

[ Download ] (27k) coveringpaper.wav - Ali G from "Da Ali G Show": "Covering it wit' paper don't make it alright, yo."

[ Download ] (11.4k) cowbell.wav - A short clip of a cowbell being played. For those... WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND!

[ Download ] (29.2k) cowboy.wav - Borat from "Da Ali G Show": "You are a cowboy? You are a cowboy!"

[ Download ] (56.9k) cox.wav - Matt Damon from an episode of SNL: "I'd take Cox anyday! Give me Cox all the time! I want Cox all over me!"

[ Download ] (30k) crack.mp3 - Whitney Houston: "Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight, okay? I don't do crack. I don't do that. Cuz crack is whack."

[ Download ] (7k) crackhead.mp3 - "Could be a crackhead!"

[ Download ] (106k) crazy911.mp3 - A crazy woman calls 911 to ask for a ride to the mental institution.

[ Download ] (25k) crazyheche.wav - Ann Heche babbling during an interview with Barbara Walters. She's supposedly some "Celestia" character as she does this

[ Download ] (25.1k) crazystuff.wav - Allen Iverson's mom: "Girl get outta my face wit' dat crazy stuff!"

[ Download ] (7k) criticscaneatit.mp3 - Some flamingly homosexual man: "My critics can eat it"

[ Download ] (206k) cruise1.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc (I think?) try their hand at making a prank call using Tom Cruise clips. Call #1.

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[ Download ] (92.1k) cruise7.wav - Mike Wolters and Marc (i think?) try their hand at making a prank call using Tom Cruise clips. Call #7.

[ Download ] (154k) cruise8.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc (I think?) try their hand at making a prank call using Tom Cruise clips. Call #8.

[ Download ] (267k) cruisecameron.mp3 - Forget about Stanley, Tom Cruise talks about his new love, Cameron Crowe.

[ Download ] (262k) cruisegay.mp3 - Tom Cruise talks to Barbara Walters about being gay.

[ Download ] (434.2k) cruiselove.mp3 - Tom Cruise being interviewed by Diane Sawyer about the making of the movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and his love for Stanley Kubrick.

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[ Download ] (36k) crushopponents.mp3 - Borat from "Da Ali G Show": "He is a strong man. He will crush his opponents. He is powerful, like Stalin, and will not tolerate people who are bad."

[ Download ] (143k) cubs.mp3 - An old fake Cubs promo that uses clips of a pissed off Lee Elia

[ Download ] (19.5k) cumming.wav - Arnold Schwarzenegger talking to Oprah: "A pump is better than cumming."

[ Download ] (95k) cunnilingusrice.wav - Dave Chappelle: "Cunnilingus Rice! Cunnilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish. Maybe we should put her on a plate and send her to Mexico so the Mexicans will eat her!"

[ Download ] (31.8k) customhandjob.wav - "This is a custom hand job."

[ Download ] (24.2k) cutebody.wav - Howard Cosell: "What a cute little body he has."

[ Download ] (324.7k) cutthemullet.mp3 - The Cut the Mullet song by Wesley Willis.

[ Download ] (4k) cya.mp3 - One of the guys saying "Cya!" in typical D&M show fashion

[ Download ] (19k) daddyphone.wav - Chris Farley: "Could you get your daddy on the phone?"

[ Download ] (274k) dallascowboysteamvideo.mp3 - The Dallas Cowboys Team Video, directed police informants, and wide receiver Michael Irvin.

[ Download ] (60k) damnbody.wav - Some rebellious teen on the Jenny Jones show: "I got a sexy body and I ain't scared of nobody, I'll do whatever the hell I wanna do with my damn body."

[ Download ] (10.8k) damnfunny.wav - Stan Johnson: "What's so damn funny?"

[ Download ] (15.2k) damnit.wav - Homer Simpson: "Aw, damnit!"

[ Download ] (31.4k) damnugly.wav - "She think's your pretty, but uh, she pretty damn ugly you know that."

[ Download ] (151k) dansaball.mp3 - The classic "Belfour Blows" version of Donut Shop Terrorism.

[ Download ] (49k) danrather.mp3 - Making fun of Dan Rather on "Family Guy" I think

[ Download ] (11k) darksided.mp3 - Marguerite Perrin, a crazy lady from Fox's "Trading Spouses": "She's tampering in dark sided stuff!"

[ Download ] (23.9k) datelinetuesday.wav - Chief Wiggum from "The Simpsons": "Yeah yeah, save it for Dateline Tuesday."

[ Download ] (7k) datetwinkies.mp3 - From MTV's "Next": "I don't date twinkies"

[ Download ] (266k) datin.mp3 - Elvis tries to record the song "Datin'" but just can't stop laughing. (Long version of elvislaugh.wav)

[ Download ] (67.8k) dating.wav - The Borat character from "Da Ali G Show": "Before America woman will allow you in her virgin, you must do something called dating."

[ Download ] (6.4k) dave.wav - Tommy Chong: "Dave?"

[ Download ] (82.5k) deadbody911.mp3 - A man calls 911 about a dead body.

[ Download ] (30k) dealtit.wav - Ali G from "Da Ali G Show": "Is the definition, 'Whoever smelt it dealt it.'?"

[ Download ] (34k) deanspeech.mp3 - Part of the speech where Howard Dean went crazy

[ Download ] (21.1k) deanyeah.wav - Howard Dean yelling "YEAAAAAH!!!" clip from the speech above

[ Download ] (27k) decrodedcrap.wav - Napoleon Dynamite: "Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!"

[ Download ] (352k) deer911.mp3 - It has been revealed to be a fake, but this clip of a guy calling 911 after being attacked by his revived roadkill and then subsequently attacked by a dog is still hilarious.

[ Download ] (18.2k) delicious.wav - "That sounds delicious."

[ Download ] (39k) demonic.wav - Some guy supposedly undergoing an exorcism letting out a demonic squeal

[ Download ] (55k) demonicmarc.wav - Marc impersonates the demonic squeal guy

[ Download ] (21k) demonicsneeze.wav - Some guy supposedly undergoing an exorcism is also for some reason sneezing

[ Download ] (74k) demonicyeah.wav - Some guy supposedly undergoing an exorcism letting out a demonic squeal and for some reason says "Yeah" at the end

[ Download ] (50.6k) deniromm1.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc try their hand at making a prank call using Robert De Niro clips. Call #1.

[ Download ] (36k) deniromm2.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc try their hand at making a prank call using Robert De Niro clips. Call #2.

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[ Download ] (169k) deniromm6.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc try their hand at making a prank call using Robert De Niro clips. Call #6.

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[ Download ] (132k) deniromm8.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc try their hand at making a prank call using Robert De Niro clips. Call #8.

[ Download ] (125k) deniroparents1.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc (I think?) try their hand at making a prank call using Robert De Niro clips from "Meet The Parents". Call #1.

[ Download ] (68.5k) deniroparents2.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc (I think?) try their hand at making a prank call using Robert De Niro clips from "Meet The Parents". Call #2.

[ Download ] (209k) deniroparents3.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc (I think?) try their hand at making a prank call using Robert De Niro clips from "Meet The Parents". Call #3.

[ Download ] (268k) deniroparents4.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc (I think?) try their hand at making a prank call using Robert De Niro clips from "Meet The Parents". Call #4.

[ Download ] (112k) deniroparents5.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc (I think?) try their hand at making a prank call using Robert De Niro clips from "Meet The Parents". Call #5.

[ Download ] (327k) deniroparents6.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc (I think?) try their hand at making a prank call using Robert De Niro clips from "Meet The Parents". Call #6.

[ Download ] (77.3k) designateddrivers.wav - Moe from "The Simpsons" in reference to St. Patrick's Day: "Listen up. This is the biggest drinking day of the year. Where are the designated drivers?" (Pause) "Beat it! I've got no use for cheapskates."

[ Download ] (33.5k) detroitbasketball.wav - Diana Lewis I think, saying Deeeeeetrrroit Bassssketball

[ Download ] (34k) detroitbasketball2.mp3 - A bunch of folks saying "Deeeetroit Basssketball"

[ Download ] (13k) detroitbasketballkid.mp3 - Some pint sized Pistons fan saying "Deeeeetroit Bassssketball"

[ Download ] (27k) detroitbasketballparty2.mp3 - Diana Lewis, Bob Guinney and Carmen Harlan clips combined together

[ Download ] (27k) detroitstyle.wav - Homer Simpson: "Ah yes, Detroit-style, very nice."

[ Download ] (288k) devilsnight.mp3 - Detroit gangs make a pact not to burn up the city, but only on Devil's Night.

[ Download ] (203k) devosforgovernor.mp3 - Drew and Mike version of a Dick Devos for Michigan governor ad

[ Download ] (43.4k) diaperguy.wav - William from the TV show "The Benefactor" crying like a baby

[ Download ] (35k) diaperguy2.mp3 - William from the TV show "The Benefactor" crying like a baby (longer version)

[ Download ] (193k) diapermontage.mp3 - A montage of diaper mentions after a psycho, diaper wearing astronaut tried to kidnap another woman

[ Download ] (57.5k) diapersoff.wav - Dick Vermeil: "And it's time young man, it's time to take your diapers off and go to work. You know. Maybe get an opportunity."

[ Download ] (18k) dicksallretarded.mp3 - From "Idiocracy": "Don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin', but you talk like a fag, and your dick's all retarded"

[ Download ] (1.8M) dickvermeil.mp3 - Drew and Mike recount various instances of Dick Vermeil breaking down and crying

[ Download ] (27k) didapoopie.wav - Some kid on "Nanny 911": "I did a poopie!"

[ Download ] (10.6k) digthat.wav - "Can ya dig that?"

[ Download ] (14k) dingy.wav - Chris Farley: "Quit playin' with your dingy."

[ Download ] (15k) dirtbag.wav - John Walsh from America's Most Wnated: "What a dirtbag."

[ Download ] (11k) dirtyslut.mp3 - From MTV's "Next": "I'm a dirty little slut but don't tell my mom"

[ Download ] (38.7k) dirtytramp.wav - "I'm sorry, all I heard was 'Blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp.'"

[ Download ] (21.7k) dodgeball.wav - A dodgeball nails somebody as Drew and company react

[ Download ] (56.9k) dodgeball2.wav - Drew attacks with the dodgeball

[ Download ] (19.3k) dodgestratus.wav - Will Ferrel from SNL: "I drive a Dodge Stratus!"

[ Download ] (20.8k) doesntmatter.wav - The asssshole from one of the Arnold prank calls: "It doesn't matter!"

[ Download ] (8k) doggie.mp3 - Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator": "What positions have you tried? Do you like doggie?"

[ Download ] (38k) doggiestyle.wav - Robert DeNiro in "This Boy's Life": "You can get it doggiestyle or you can get it laying on your side, those are your only choices."

[ Download ] (66k) dogoutside.mp3 - Some bitch from the TV show "Wife Swap" goes psycho when she finds out her dogs had been left outside.

[ Download ] (95.1k) done20000people.wav - A woman's unfortunate choice of words during an interview: "This, was a big oppourtunity and I couldn't resist it. And I've actually, I've never done 20000 people before. It's really exciting. It's really fun."

[ Download ] (34k) donefart.wav - From the movie "Joe Dirt", I think: (fart sound)
"I'm done with that fart, you want that?"

[ Download ] (23.4k) donewithyou.wav - Phil Hartman as Frank Sinatra: "The money's on the dresser baby, I'm done with you."

[ Download ] (6k) donoteatit.mp3 - Huel Perkins from WJBK: "If you've got it, do not eat it"

[ Download ] (28.3k) donotlisten.wav - Apu from "The Simpsons": "No no no! Do not listen to that man!"

[ Download ] (24k) dontaccept.wav - Some kid on "Nanny 911": "I don't accept your apology!"

[ Download ] (9k) dontcall.mp3 - "Don't call here again asshole"

[ Download ] (10.6k) dontgothere.wav - "Don't go there wit' me."

[ Download ] (10k) dontknowanything.mp3 - Michael Irving: "I don't know anything about anything"

[ Download ] (40k) dork.wav - Some dork contestant from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire laughing

[ Download ] (36k) downgoesfrazier.mp3 - Audio of Kelsey Grammer taking a tumble off a stage, with a twist.

[ Download ] (61.5k) downthroat.wav - "I proceeded to open my mouth, and shove all 15 inches down my throat."

[ Download ] (11k) drankalot.wav - "You drank alot"

[ Download ] (15k) drawnoutfart.mp3 - Just like it sounds, someone straining out a drawn out fart

[ Download ] (69.6k) drewblow.wav - Posse of drunken WRIF fans at a Lions tailgate party chanting "Drew blows!"

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[ Download ] (20.3k) drelvis2.wav - Elvis Presley: "Just have a seat in the waiting room and I'll be with you in a minute."

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[ Download ] (41k) drelvis4.wav - Elvis Presley: "Look, I've got patients stacked up out there like jet planes over an international airport."

[ Download ] (48k) drewcasino.mp3 - Drew leaves a voicemail after going on a winning streak at a casino

[ Download ] (111k) drewchauncey.mp3 - One listener thinks Drew addresses Chauncey Billups in a certain way since he's black. Drew responds and takes it to an extreme.

[ Download ] (74k) drewcubs.mp3 - Drew leaves a voicemail to Doug Podell requesting a day off to see the Cubs play in the 2003 World Series

[ Download ] (31.7k) drewestreet.wav - Drew in his retarded guy voice: "Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band!"

[ Download ] (6.7k) drewfake.wav - Drew: "FAKE!"

[ Download ] (9.9k) drewfeces.wav - Drew saying "feces"

[ Download ] (61k) drewgolf.mp3 - Drew hits a golf shot, and from the sound of it, hits a woman on the course

[ Download ] (20.5k) drewinternet.wav - Drew Lane: "Anybody knows there's no rules for the internet."

[ Download ] (82k) drewsickmsg.mp3 - Drew leaves a message to Wolters claiming that he's too sick to come into work.

[ Download ] (13k) drivebike.mp3 - From "The 40 Year Old Virgin": "Ok Mr. Schwinn f---ing Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike?"

[ Download ] (15k) dropthematter.wav - Clyde Tombaugh, he discovered the planet Pluto: "Why don't you drop the matter."

[ Download ] (30k) drunkharrison.mp3 - Harrison Ford presenting an award at the Golden Globes while drunk.

[ Download ] (49k) drunklistener.wav - A small portion of a drunken listener's message left on the WRIF voicemail

[ Download ] (253k) drunknamath.mp3 - Joe Namath gets interviewed on the sidelines during a Jets game while drunk.

[ Download ] (48.5k) drunktalk.wav - Frequently played clip whenever the conversation turns to drunkeness and alcohol in general of what sounds like some drunk guy trying to talk.

[ Download ] (101k) duckjob.mp3 - Now famous Net clip, Donald Duck receiving some oral services.

[ Download ] (94.4k) dumbblackoutquestion.wav - A reporter asking what sounds like a very dumb question to be asking during a blackout.

[ Download ] (46k) dumbest.mp3 - The principal in "Billy Madison": "What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room, is now dumber for having listened to it."